Love is exactly like a
game of musical chairs. Everyone
scrambling around trying to grab a good one before they’re all taken. Being faced with the threat of having to sit
the rest of the game out. Forever. But me, I just go with the flow of the music.
Even when it stops I keep dancing, for
in my head the beat lives on. I don’t
know if I’m original enough to adopt the phrase “marching to the beat of her
own drum” but, if I had a drum I would definitely play something you’ve never before
heard. Which brings me to my next
point. I love contractions. And fragments. They excite me a little. And semicolons. If you use semicolons properly I am yours
forever. When it’s not about grammar or
music it’s all about the laughter. What
is life and love without laughter? The
ha ha’s and hee hee’s never grow old, even when your face is falling off from
using smiling muscles you didn’t know you had.
Man that is a work out if ever there was one. Here are examples of things that are always
funny:
Stupid glasses, hats, etc.
Recitations from
favorite movies done in mimicked voices
The Macarena
Trying to walk in a
straight line after spinning
Also, you should know
I’m not a representative from the feminine community. I love being dolled up. Sometimes.
Except, I’m much better at climbing trees and reading books than
patiently doing hair and makeup. And I’m
forever in love with jeans and sneakers.
If I can get away with them, you better believe I will. In many ways I’m a contradiction unto
myself. But at least (despite my
sarcasm) I’m real.
Although you’re not
required to love or like it by any means, you must accept my opera, musicals,
and Disney kicks. I love my music and it
comes in all forms. And for your
information, I don’t care if you are loyal to Batman, Wolverine, Spiderman, or
Captain America, Superman is and always will be the number one hero in the
entire existence of the world. So there.
The ABC’s of my smiles
(and this is hard): alphabetizing, baking, coatis, doughnuts, elephantastic,
fantasy, giganticness, horses, ice cream, juggling (although I can’t), kitties,
ladybugs, music, Namaste (it’s fun to say), orangutans, pie, quiet, rain, squishy,
travel, unplanned, vagueness, words, x-actly, Yunnanosaurus, zesting.
I’m a random person
with random thoughts and ideas. I spent
my undergraduate years studying Psychology and Communication, but please don’t
ask me to psychoanalyze you. I’m a lover
of animals, cheesecake, and books and I don’t fit into categories. I adore common sense and rationality. Despite my love for all things fantasy, I
think realistically. I like people and
the way they are in the real world. I
watch and I wonder. Most importantly, I
take life as it comes which means that it is unpredictable, which also means
that I may not be here tomorrow.
Conclusion: take advantage of the time given to you now or you might
never have another chance.
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